The theory of making home episodes of MST3K has been around for centuries. Therefore, Nst3k and myself have stolen this idea for ourselves. Below is the list of episodes with a brief description. Beware.... we are currently arranging these in a different order. Season 1 101: Infra Man - A Chinese movie that seems like a rip-off of the Power Rangers (despite there only being one). Meanwhile, a lady not unlike Madonna, attacks a city with her plants, and it's up to Infra Man to save (sigh) the world. 102: Troll - Oh my! The producers thought they could take "good" actors and put them in a bad movie, hereby, making it a "good" movie. They were dead wrong. A Troll inhabits a body, befriends an "elf," and grows plants around apartments. 103: Walking Tall - A classic movie with a not-so-classic actor. Starring Joe Don Baker, a local drunk gets beaten up in a bar brawl, and goes and whines about it. The town sheriff laughed at him, so he ran for town sheriff, weilding a big stick. 104: Tad - A documentary about Jolly old Abe Lincoln, starring jolly old Kris Kristofferson as the man himself. This takes a look at Abe's life through the eyes of his annoying son, Tad. 105: The Abominable Snowman of the Himalayas - The only thing abominable here is Forrest Tucker's career. This is one of those movies that creates (laughing) suspense by (cracking up) NOT SHOWING YOU THE WHOLE MONSTER AT ONE TIME AH HA HA HA 106: Prehisteria - Oh my lord... take a wussy Elvis loving kid, some clay dinosaurs, "wacky" villians, and a plot that possibly was the cause for the extinction of the dinosaurs in the first place, stick them in a box and shake it. That is what this movie is. Toss in some abuse and rolaids too. 107: Merlin and the Sword - Listed as fantasy on the shelf, but fail-to-see this fantasticly frugal flop of a film. A middle-age woman falls under stone henge where Merlin and some woman were trapped. Paper mache' dragons and women with pig noses are common sights in this movie. 108: The Green Slime - ....Kinda makes you wonder why they called it The Green Slime, when it's not necessarily a slime. note: this was the pilot for MST3K. 109: Tuck Everlasting - Slack jawed immortal farm hicks. Good idea for a movie! They spent all the budget on beer, never once thinking about the lighting or... actors... Anyway, there's a turtle and a crazy old granny to take your mind off Angus Tuck's raunchy... just Angus Tuck. 110: Buckaroo Bonzai Across the Eigth Dimension - Action at its worst, this tedious time bomb tries to be cool. However, with a name like Buckaroo, that's impossible. 111: The Hideous Sun Demon - The hideous doppleganger to Track of the Moon Beast, a fat doctor who was hit by radiation (go figure) transforms into this gay beast whenever the light strikes him. 112: Plan 9 from Outer Space - Plan 10 should be to eliminate all hopes of a profit with this movie, which foolishly combines alien and zombie stories. If it takes them 9 plans to think of zombies, i feel sorry for them when the military gets involved. 113: King Kong Vs. Godzilla - Perhaps the second corniest of the Godzilla movies (second only to Godzilla's Revenge) this features the worst filming techniques known to modern day filmology. 114: Day of the Triffids - The pilot, is he blind too? NO but the director was! Apparently plants were the only thing they haven't turned into a killer monster yet, so here you go. 115: Godzilla 2000 - You'd think the year 2000 could crank out a better film, but this one sits next to the rest of them. Toss in some incredibly corny dialogue, and you've got a robot field day. 116: Flashpoint - Kris Kristofferson returns as some idiot who digs up a jeep with a skull in it and something leads to the kennedy assassination and stuff and stupid stuff and... and.... and... this movie leaves you hanging, but not because of the suspense. Coming Soon: Season 2 201: Straight To Hell - A Cowboy movie that stars Courtney Love. Need I say more??? 202: Jack Frost - A man dies and comes back as a fun loving snowman... This movie is just asking for it. |
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The theory of making home episodes of MST3K has been around for centuries. Therefore, Nst3k and myself have stolen this idea for ourselves. Below is the list of episodes with a brief description. Beware.... we are currently arranging these in a different order. Season 1 101: Infra Man - A Chinese movie that seems like a rip-off of the Power Rangers (despite there only being one). Meanwhile, a lady not unlike Madonna, attacks a city with her plants, and it's up to Infra Man to save (sigh) the world. 102: Troll - Oh my! The producers thought they could take "good" actors and put them in a bad movie, hereby, making it a "good" movie. They were dead wrong. A Troll inhabits a body, befriends an "elf," and grows plants around apartments. 103: Walking Tall - A classic movie with a not-so-classic actor. Starring Joe Don Baker, a local drunk gets beaten up in a bar brawl, and goes and whines about it. The town sheriff laughed at him, so he ran for town sheriff, weilding a big stick. 104: Tad - A documentary about Jolly old Abe Lincoln, starring jolly old Kris Kristofferson as the man himself. This takes a look at Abe's life through the eyes of his annoying son, Tad. 105: The Abominable Snowman of the Himalayas - The only thing abominable here is Forrest Tucker's career. This is one of those movies that creates (laughing) suspense by (cracking up) NOT SHOWING YOU THE WHOLE MONSTER AT ONE TIME AH HA HA HA 106: Prehisteria - Oh my lord... take a wussy Elvis loving kid, some clay dinosaurs, "wacky" villians, and a plot that possibly was the cause for the extinction of the dinosaurs in the first place, stick them in a box and shake it. That is what this movie is. Toss in some abuse and rolaids too. 107: Merlin and the Sword - Listed as fantasy on the shelf, but fail-to-see this fantasticly frugal flop of a film. A middle-age woman falls under stone henge where Merlin and some woman were trapped. Paper mache' dragons and women with pig noses are common sights in this movie. 108: The Green Slime - ....Kinda makes you wonder why they called it The Green Slime, when it's not necessarily a slime. note: this was the pilot for MST3K. 109: Tuck Everlasting - Slack jawed immortal farm hicks. Good idea for a movie! They spent all the budget on beer, never once thinking about the lighting or... actors... Anyway, there's a turtle and a crazy old granny to take your mind off Angus Tuck's raunchy... just Angus Tuck. 110: Buckaroo Bonzai Across the Eigth Dimension - Action at its worst, this tedious time bomb tries to be cool. However, with a name like Buckaroo, that's impossible. 111: The Hideous Sun Demon - The hideous doppleganger to Track of the Moon Beast, a fat doctor who was hit by radiation (go figure) transforms into this gay beast whenever the light strikes him. 112: Plan 9 from Outer Space - Plan 10 should be to eliminate all hopes of a profit with this movie, which foolishly combines alien and zombie stories. If it takes them 9 plans to think of zombies, i feel sorry for them when the military gets involved. 113: King Kong Vs. Godzilla - Perhaps the second corniest of the Godzilla movies (second only to Godzilla's Revenge) this features the worst filming techniques known to modern day filmology. 114: Day of the Triffids - The pilot, is he blind too? NO but the director was! Apparently plants were the only thing they haven't turned into a killer monster yet, so here you go. 115: Godzilla 2000 - You'd think the year 2000 could crank out a better film, but this one sits next to the rest of them. Toss in some incredibly corny dialogue, and you've got a robot field day. 116: Flashpoint - Kris Kristofferson returns as some idiot who digs up a jeep with a skull in it and something leads to the kennedy assassination and stuff and stupid stuff and... and.... and... this movie leaves you hanging, but not because of the suspense. Coming Soon: Season 2 201: Straight To Hell - A Cowboy movie that stars Courtney Love. Need I say more??? 202: Jack Frost - A man dies and comes back as a fun loving snowman... This movie is just asking for it. |
Other movies being worked with: |
'Gator Bait Troll 2 Billy the Kid vs. Dracula Zombies Return of the Living Dead From Hell It Came Mission Stardust 1990: The Bronx Warriors 3 Chains O' Gold Adventures in Dinosaur City Alien Terminator Alligator II: The Mutation An American Vampire Story The Astounding She-Monster The Astro-Zombies Aurora: Operation Intercept Bad Channels Bloodcult Boogeyman II C.H.U.D. II - Bud the Chud Cat-Women of the Moon Club Vampire Compelling Evidence The Corpse Grinders Creature from the Haunted Sea Creepozoids Cyborg Cop Deathstalker IV: Match of Titans Dennis the Menace: Dinosaur Hunter Dinosaur Island Elves The Forbidden Dance Future Force Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies Go To College Grim The Hearse Horror Planet Howling: New Moon Rising Isle of the Snake People Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter Leprechaun 4: In Space Leprechaun in the Hood Zombie Lake Plan 10 From Outer Space and many more.... |
