911: Devil Fish Movie: An Italian masterpiece about a giant fish that kills people. So an alcoholic doctor goes out in his boat to hunt it. Is there really more to say about this movie? Opening: Mike suddenly has found himself without an identity, pursued by agents of a secret government project who have wiped every record of his existence from the face of the earth, and now he's on the run...until servo and crow find his wallet for him, and then everything's okay. Host Segment 1: In true sit-com predicament style, Bobo, Brain Guy and Pearl have to pretend the Castle is a cruise ship. Mike and the Bots make ice sculptures: Servo puts his ice in gin and tonic, Crow makes a huge replica of Michelangelo's David, and Mike tries to weld his. Poor fool... Host Segment 2: After taunting Dolphins for being dumb, Mike and Co. are besieged by a stunningly advanced Dolphin spaceship, and they take back every bad thing they said about dolphins. We learn that most dolphins are named "Blowie". Host Segment 3: An electrician comes to the SOL to effect repair, and Mike taunts him. Accordingly, the giant dolphin spaceship comes to the electrician's aid. We learn that dolphins have a strategic alliance with electricians. This is absolutely true, don't doubt it. Host Segment 4: Pearl has created a device to make Mike and the Bots appear more Italian to the naked eye, in what might be the most culturally insensitive sketch to date. End: In Castle Forrester, Pearl can barely hold her cruise ship scam together, with Bobo as captain. Bobo blows a cog, erupts in a violent hail of breakfast cereal and must be darted several times to calm him down. Brain Guy portrays Isaac from The Love Boat. Stinger: Beery Doctor West says "I knowww!" Special Notes: None |
