910: Final Sacrifice Movie: A Canadian movie in which a young boy must look into the events of a cult to find out how his father's death came about. He befriends a drunk named Rowsdower along the way, who agrees to help him. Then the rest of the movie is Klu Klux Klan wanna-bes chasin them through the woods, and then a twist of the plot takes place, and it turns out that Rowsdower is really the hero of the movie. Opening: Servo and Crow loot the SOL after a power outage of a mere second. Their looting is rather fruitless, nay, even counter-productive. Crow steals a TV from himself, claiming "I'll never miss it." Host Segment 1: Pearl, in a renewed effort to rule the world, tries taking over one person at a time, firstly Todd Gunderson, he refuses and Pearl has no case. Servo is next on the list. Host Segment 2: Servo constructs an ode to Canada, and manages to turn it into a ripping slam-fest. "Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?!? Host Segment 3: Everyone in the castle, as well as Crow and Servo, comes down with hockey hair. Mike is immune to it (he had it as a child). Host Segment 4: Mike, although immune to the ravages of hockey hair, has come down with Grizzled Old Prospectors disease. End: The robots start their own cult, sort of a muffin-y, Ally McBeal kind of cult. Pearl is this close, this close, to taking over Carl. Stinger: "Rowdower?" Special Notes: None |
