908: A Touch of Satan Movie: A guy stumbles upon a walnut farm where he meets a girl named Melissa. Well it turns out that Melissa is really a witch and her wrinkly, murderous Great Grandma is really her sister. Then there's a couple soul sellings and leary-eyed townspeople involved in the plot. Opening: Crow and Servo go a-wassailing. Since Mike has no wassail, they get his debit card and PIN number. Host Segment 1: Mike finds some canned wassail. In the castle, Pearl is gone and has left Brain Guy and Bobo with a baby-sitter, Steffi. She treats Brain Guy like a little boy, and Bobo like a dog. "No! No Chew!" Host Segment 2: Mike tries being a walnut farmer and is immediately unbelievably sweaty, like the guy in the movie. Servo's a pecan farmer, and is not sweaty at all. Host Segment 3: Crow's convinced he's a witch, and has Mike bury him in rocks; by the end he's convinced he's a frog. Host Segment 4: Servo's deadly grandma tries to kill Mike with a pitchfork. End: Crow sells his soul, by mistake, to "Stan," an accountant, who resells it to Citicorp. In the castle, Steffi reads to Brain Guy and disciplines Bobo. "No! No bark!!" Stinger: Melissa: "This is where the fish lives." Special Notes: None |
