905: The Deadly Bees

Movie: A British pop singer who collapses from exhaustion (or at least that's what they want you to believe) is sent away to a quite farm to relax, but then....a bunch of bees come and sting the locals to death and she has to fight to stay alive.

Opening: "Previously on the Satellite of Love...." We see many clips of Mike and the bots imitating shows like ER, Law and Order and others before the commercial break.

Host Segment 1: Servo is still caught up in his soap opera spiel while Brain Guy and Bobo discuss the composition of chili dogs. When Bobo goes to make another batch, two other Observers show up, wanting to take Brain Guy back to their newly reformed civilization. Pearl and Bobo get quite huffy when they realize Brain Guy is leaving. Oh, and mike spilt gravy on the tie Bobo sent him.

Host Segment 2: Crow has written a sonnet for Mrs. Hargrove, whom Mike calls the Cigarette Hag. He confesses his love for her in a very odd fashion. Mike bails out by claiming he has to "brush his teeth."

Host Segment 3: Servo shows Mike his box of wood ticks that he's been raising...they're hungy. Crow is also looking for his lice. Brain guy packs and Bobo and Pearl sing him a song to convince him to stay. He decides to stay. Mike likes the song so much that he sings a line of his own, but knocks over the boxes of wood ticks and lice in the process.

Host Segment 4: Crow's waiting for Mike to return with his bottle of Just For Men hair gel, but he comes back dressed in a bee costume to try to communicate like the bees do. Servo and Crow try to decipher what he is trying to say.

End: Mike and the bots try to make a conversation about bees when the guy from the end of the movie walks by. Meanwhile, the two Observers are about to destroy Brain Guy when Bobo distracts them with more chili dogs. Then Brain Guy tells Pearl to take one brain and throw it down the laundry chute, and Bobo to take the other. Brain Guy then tells the Observers that they will live in Wisconin and become raging Packers fans. Then the man from the end of the movie walks by with his little jingle music.....they look confused.

Stinger: "The dog's meat, have you seen it?"

Special Notes: None