904: Werewolf Movie: Starring Joe Estevez from Soultaker fame, a bunch of slack-jawwed construction workers find some bones, that kill somone and turn out to be, yes... Werewolf bones. But then about halfway through the movie, another man shows up and turns out to be the true werewolf. So he drives around Flagstaff, AZ, for awhile. Opening: Mike thinks he's James Lipton, host of the cable hit "Actors Studio" program. He also thinks Crow is Ray Liotta, and interviews him within an inch of his life. Host Segment 1: Crow applies the clown hammer to Mike/James Lipton. Mike snaps out of it and immediately remembers their escape opportunity, since the SOL is in geo-synchronus orbit around earth. He'll use a giant ladder and climb down and uh.... send help, yeah that's it! On the planet, Pearl, Bobo, and Observer are greedily eating their breakfast cereal. Mike manages to land on the worst place on earth - Castle Forrester! Pearl has Brain Guy whip up a lit cannon to dispatch him. Host Segment 2: Mike and Servo play the fun game "Who Would You Want in Your Werewolf Movie?" Inspired by Joe Estevez, all the actors they choose are brothers of famous people! Get it? Thank you. Host Segment 3: After watching the heart-wrenching scene where a werewolf drives a car and crashes fatally, Mike and the 'bots make the odd choice to sing a 1960's girl-group song about it. Host Segment 4: Mike cuts himself on Crow and becomes a WERECROW. Crow tells him that he can expect his voice to change inexplicibly every seven years *cough cough*. End: Mike is further along in his development as a WERECROW. Meanwhile, Servo is beginning to turn into a WEREMIKE. Down in Castle Forrester, Pearl has decided to create her own werewolf by injecting the essence of a wolf into a man! Brain Guy delivers a peasant, but Bobo's search for a wolf results in an adorable little cocker spaniel. Thwarted, they retire for the day. Stinger: Addled-brained Euro-model: "Diss iss obsaluttly fussinading." (Trans.: "This is absolutely fascinating.") Special Notes: None Go on to 905: The Deadly Bees |
