818: Devil Doll
Movie: Basically, an abused ventriliquist dummy becomes possessed by some form of voodoo or something and...goes on a rampage or what have you.
Opening: Servo arranges a blow-out dorm drinkin' bash with speakers in the window and everything, but all he can afford is a very nice window. No beer, no speakers.
Host Segment 1: Still residing in Ancient Rome, Pearl is bored by a "Welcome Gods" party and tries to turn it into a toga party, which naturally flops. Observer produces pants, and all enjoy a pants party. On the SOL, Crow (having apparently drunk some nanite-produced beer) gets sloppy and abusive about "Debbie" and punches in Servo's window.
Host Segment 2: Crow consorts with Pitch, a very minor demon from the Comedy Central years (from Santa Claus), who is selling very nice collectible "devil dolls." Mike is horrified, which Crow really can't understand.
Host Segment 3: Crow and Servo set up a real nice British pub for Mike, but the excitement dies quickly as they all wait and wait and wait for the fantastically thick brew as it oozes ever so slowly into Mike's glass.
Host Segment 4: Pitch is back, teaching Crow how to transfer Servo's soul into a hastily- assembled new Servo, a la the movie. Servo's going along with it of course, but Mike is again horrified and Crow is again upset that Mike is horrified. By the end, Servo has transferred his own soul into a toaster pastry.
End: Crow dresses Mike up as Hugo, the dummy from the movie, sticks him in a cage and whispers insults about how he's not going to feed him any ham, also like in the movie. (It's a weird movie.) Servo shows up as a leggy toaster strudel assistant with its butt hanging out. In Rome, all attend a fight at the Coliseum featuring the Mad Goth, which turns out to be Bobo.
Stinger: Hugo the dummy attacks The Great Vorelli in a fever of punches.
Special Notes: None
