813: Jack Frost
Movie: A Russo-Finnish production about a pretty little girl named Nastinka, who is hounded by her evil step mother. So she goes off into the woods. Meanwhile, a man named Evon goes out into the woods, confronts a mushroom man that turns him into a bear, meats Nastinka, and...oh my is this movie just plain horrible. Eventually Jack Frost shows up and accidently freezes Nastinka, then she unthaws and marries Evon. The End.
Opening: Mike Nelson IS Michael Flatley in Lord of the Dance. Gypsy looks on, unimpressed.
Host Segment 1: Pearl is away, taking the prescient children from episode 812 back to their parents. She has left Observer and Bobo alone, and Bobo insists he's in charge; but Brain Guy claims that HE is the one in charge, but refuses to take care of the chores after learning most of them apply to Bobo. Bobo confronts Brain Guy about his body odor and Mike is brought down to referee the arguement.
Host Segment 2: Crow brings in an expert to explain the film, Yakov Smirnoff. Yakov doesn't know jack about the film, natch. A shame too, cause they maxed out Mike's credit card for him to be there.
Host Segment 3: Crow has taken his bear simulation to the extreme by gluing some fur to himself, and down on the "Camping Planet" Bobo and Brain guy have finally, grudgingly bonded.
Host Segment 4: Who better to explain a Russian film than the drummer of Survivor's great-aunt Gladis Fletcher's friend Eunice Torgeson's estranged half-brother Earl Torgeson, a butcher in Sanford, Maine, who specializes in old-world sausages, who visits the SOL and recounts many a tale and fable about the movie Jack Frost.
End: Servo is darling. He's cute. He's adorable... as he persistently insists. Down in Camping Planet, Bobo and Brain Guy have an intense convo about whether Every Which Way But Loose or Every Which Way You Can is the better ape film. They bring Mike down to help decide, but Pearl arrives back declaring that Dunston Checks In is the best ape movie ever.
Stinger: The sister gives Jack Frost a piece of her mind.
Special Notes: None
