811: Parts: The Clonus Horror Movie: Peter Graves is.....white...and rich...and he's running a clone farm so to speak. Although the clones believe it's really an adult camp of some sort. There's also Dick Seargent, who played Dick York on Bewitched. Opening: Mike sports a mustache for the first time in his life, and the robots are supportive. Servo: "You've given me the confidence I need. I'm gonna go get a big stinky spiral cut ham and staple it to my top lip!" Or Crow adding "Yeah, you're saying to the world 'I look like this, and I'm not afraid to show it!'"...Mike seems devastated. Host Segment 1: On the planet, three evil space children have the power to make Pearl, Observer, and Bobo do anything, including hit themselves. On the SOL, Mike and the 'Bots discuss child nurturing techniques, and try to talk the kids out of sending them the movie. That fails, naturally. Host Segment 2: While Pearl and Brain Guy play Candyland with two of the hideous tikes, Bobo tosses a ball with the third, who nails Bobo right in his "special area": "Excuse me, Tante Bobo has to go see Uncle Reconstructive Urologist." Host Segment 3: Candyland continues; Bobo gets hit in the mess again; Pearl needs a break. The SOL obliges by staging two kids' TV shows. The first is an oddly quiet affair; the second features Mike (in gold hot pants) and the whole crew mimicking that frantic Mexican show that makes you wonder what in blazes is going on down south of the border. Host Segment 4: The kids simply must know the facts of life, so Pearl and her companions try and fail to explain. Pearl's bitterness shines through. Bobo: "You're gonna get kicked in the face, that's always part of it... grab one leg and hold on tight!" Bobo's poor abused area gets it again, of course. End: Crow gets a nose job, leaving him with a tiny tiny nose, like the woman in the movie. The evil kids are almost asleep, so Servo composes a beautiful lyrical lullaby - and sets it to a rousing march, waking them. Bobo's hit right in the batch again. Stinger: "Sure!" (Needs to be seen to be fully understood) Special Notes: None |
