705: Escape 2000
Movie: The Bronx has become inhabitable, so a "Leave The Bronx" campaign is started by the evil GC Corporation. However, a gang banger named Trash hides out in the sewers with his friends. The emerge later to kidnap the president of GCC during the opening of a new hospital. In the end, the president dies, and anybody who is still alive no longer has to leave the Bronx.
Opening: Crow has an auction to raise money for a good cause -- really sad kids with hurt puppies or the hungry rainforest. The first item on the block is a penny, which fields no bidders. Crow finally sells a dollar to Mike for seventy-five cents.
Host Segment 1: Crow tries to burn an ant with a magnifying glass with the sun at just the right angle with a pile of oil rags nearby. The SOL bursts into flames and Gypsy puts out the fire while the rest go into the theater. In Deep 13, Dr. Clayton Forrester has had to put Mother Forrester into a home. It's a really little home right in the middle of Deep 13 itself.
Host Segment 2: After the mayhem of the fire, Crow tries biofeedback, which Servo dismisses as a bunch of hoo-ha. Crow's tension melts away, and the biofeedback machine shorts out, igniting several spontaneous fires on deck.
Host Segment 3: Men's night on the SOL. Crow is thoroughly flummoxed.
Host Segment 4: On the SOL, Servo is feeling a bit under the weather. Forrester has decided the show needs an adorable kid to boost ratings, so he brings in Timmy Bobby Rusty. The ratings plummet instantly.
End: Servo helicopters in while Mike reads letters. Down in Deep 13, it turns out Dablone lives right next door and he comes to whisk Mrs. Forrester away.
Stinger: Dablone spits.
Special Notes: This was the last show where letters were read. They were apparently too hard to write segments around anyway.
