1011: Horrors of Spider Island Movie: I'm not sure if I can actually explain this movie. I'm not even sure f they are really on an island at all. Mainly there's just some big spiders caused by Uranium................................... Opening: Crow has a syndicated newspapers column, inspired by Larry King's pointless ramblings in USA Today: "I give Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia a B+!" Mike tries to think of who would actually wanna read someting like that when Servo comes in and tells Crow how much he enjoyed the article. Host Segment 1: The Castle is gone - actually, it's just moved, to a suburban setting somewhere: Pearl is tired of shelling out fifty bucks a year for Bobo's license (yet it DID cost quite a lot more to move the castle, just to save $50 a month). Brain Guy's crabby about all the work, but Bobo likes his huge new tag. He barks at the neighbor's dogs, though. Host Segment 2: Mike gets stuck in a web, like the professor in a movie; Crow and Servo made it and are delighted with the big bug they catch for dinner. A huge spider threatens Mike, though. Do the bots care? No. Host Segment 3: Mike, his feet on the desk like Gary, auditions all in the castle, who (of course) buy into it immediately. Bobo tries soft shoe; Brain Guy dons a wig and imitates a steamy scene from Flash Dance; Pearl tries ballet and falls over. Host Segment 4: Crow: "So Mike, if you're a woman and you're in a plane crash, you instantly become languid, helpless, sex- starved, and you murmur a lot?" They test the premise - turns out you do. End: Mike becomes an unconvincing spider; all share a way-too-hearty laugh when it turns out he's planning to make a braunschweiger melt, just like the 'bots. Pearl and company are moving the castle back, and are at a truck stop, where Bobo discovers a machine purveying individually wrapped balloons. Stinger: The plane plummeting, the dancers screaming. Special Notes: None |
