1008: Final Justice
Movie: A big sweaty cop from Texas, in the form of Joe Don Baker, captures a crook and takes him to Italy, but ends up in Malta instead. Then the guy escapes, quite easily I might add, and Joe Don has to catch him while everyone else is trying to kill him. Sounds like a good movie, huh?
Opening: Servo gives his opinions on the Yes song, Owner of a Lonely Heart. Special emphasis is given to comparing an owner of a lonely heart to owners of other things.
Host Segment 1: After being plagued by the Owner of a Lonely Heart orchestra hit, Pearl calls and shows them the value of humor in the workplace. Bobo tries his own brand of humor and Pearl loudly and harshly shuts him down.
Host Segment 2: In order to mock a repeated shot in Final Justice, Mike and the 'Bots go to some trouble, including having Mike trip in the exact same manner, about 400 times to prove a point to Pearl. She agrees never to send them a bad movie again in which a town sherrif in a very small role gets shot and slides down a wall twice.
Host Segment 3: The lovable Maltese puppet Goosio visits the ship. The robots, thinking it's an invention of Mike's, kill it. It turns out that he was an ambassador sent up to the ship. The Bots apologize and head back to the theater.
Host Segment 4: Crow goes a little funny and starts insulting the character and physical characteristics of Maltese men.
End: Having seen Joel escape right after watching the Joe Don Baker film Mitchell, Mike assumes it's his turn to escape. The robots have to talk him down, but it turns out he's sitting in the water heater anyway. In the castle, Pearl and Bobo are playing funny dress-up to keep things loose. Brain Guy shows up looking very leathery and informs them that he's not dressing up, he simply has a date. Wow.
Stinger: Joe Don's signature line from the film, "Go ahead on....., it's yer move."
Special Notes: None
