1006: Boggy Creek II: And The Legend Continues
Movie: Doc Lockhart, a professor at the University of Arkansas, is out in the woods tracking a bigfoot like creature. Be warned, he tends to flashback several times...
Opening: The SOL starts a Cub Scout den. Crow has made a macaroni replica of Van Gogh's Self-Portrait with Bandaged Ear. Servo turns up in a Brownie uniform which he got out of a discount bin. He says the uniform is much less constricting, what with his hoverskirt and all.
Host Segment 1: On the SOL, Mike and Crow admire the noodle-based Van Gogh. Servo has now changed into his Flemish glassblower costume, which he also grabbed out of the discount bin. That Servo!
Down in Castle Forrester, Pearl has come up with an ingenious way to rule the world: have Brain Guy cut off power to all the world's major cities, while Bobo simultaneously buys up the world's supply of potatoes -- since, as many grade school science fair projects will tell you, potatoes can conduct electricity. But Bobo gets distracted from the latter task, simply buying a potato smoothie for himself at the co-op. Pearl's plans are thwarted.
Host Segment 2: Crow and Servo are caught in the middle of a tussle. Mike comes in, wants to know what's going on. To find out, they deploy the technique of flashbacks used to such great effect in the movie. But as Crow, then Servo, then Mike, each in turn flashes back to the fight, the memory gets hazier and more Vaseline-covered. Crow does promise, however, that his next flashback will contain a cool car chase.
Host Segment 3: Down in the Castle, Pearl announces that she's going to start trolling for lumpy, disposable income-disposing tourists by spreading word of the Legend of Forrester's Swamp. The guys on the SOL immediately conclude that it is Bobo. She plays coy but employs Hank Brain Guy, Jr. to sing his haunting folk song about the Legend. It's long on intro and short on actual song.
Host Segment 4: Inspired for some reason by a quick shot of an old man whittling in the movie, Servo starts a whittling business, WHITLtech. But it's updated for our times: a huge factory, run efficiently and with the bottom line in mind, mass-producing small slightly pointed sticks. He also has a bunch of WHITLtech plants "overseas." Mike voices some opposition, but Servo has to leave in the middle of their talk to brutally suppress some union organizers on the factory floor.
End: Crow imitates Crenshaw from the movie, starting fires on the SOL bridge. He and Servo are playing Captive Baby Boggy Creek Creature and Big Smelly Mountain Man. But they get tired of this and go off to play Wounded Baby Unicorn and Skinny Sociopathic Janitor instead, leaving Mike with the spreading fires. Presumably, poor Mike burns to death.
Stinger: "I saw the little creature." "Nooo!!"
Special Notes: Some certain "sound effects" were cut out of the Outhouse Scene of the movie by the Brains.
